Staff Redundancy

 

 

 

 

 

I do typically make these up as I go along but for the time being, the aether has been unable to bombard me with any new ideas. Which is why I am happy to announce a new foreign correspondent has been added to our staff list here. This corrospondent is currently on assignment, embedded in location and working on an upcoming human-interest story with more details to follow soon.

And speaking of human-interest, you are market neutral right now, aren't you ?